Silent Humor

By Alejandro Heels

 Avoid eye contact with your persecutor at all times, this is a must to avoid unwanted giggles, a respectful countenance should suffice, we are not in Russia.

The Practice of self-abuse, though an erstwhile pastime for teenage boys and lonely computer programmers, is not acceptable in a court of law, it can and almost certainly will, guarantee a lengthy spell behind bars. That being said, it should propel one into the legend category, which can be nice.

Be respectful, no matter how innocent you presume yourself to be, the holders of the “Scales of Justice” do not share your view, announcing your innocence in an unruly fashion is nearly as dangerous as public self-manipulation.

Finally, do not, under any circumstances, enquire into the judges private life, the presence of a father in his noble life, is entirely his own business and can offer no mitigating circumstances regarding your present situation.

Above all, stay resolute and cheerful, it probably wont be as bad as you think it might be, though for the unfortunate Sidney, my beloved uncle, it was undoubtedly worse.

Dont try to emulate Sid, Sid was born great and deserves his legendary status, when he is once again amongst us, the sun shall shine again and laughter and joy will fill our daily lives.

Respect to Sid, you earned it bad boy.

The author of this madness, refuses to allow his recent lobotomy to hold him back, despite all adversities, he continues with his website, http://www.heelsncleavage.com ,doctors advocate sedation but he is adamant he can succeed.

How The Art Of The Unspoken Word Can Be Funny

Film Reviews Evil Bong 2

By Mr D Stevens

 Although aimed at the college teen audience many across the board will enjoy this movie.

It stars John Patrick Jordan(Prison Break: Proof of innocence) as the hilarious dead pan Larnell. We meet him as he has invited one of his college geek friends Allistair (played by Brett Chuckerman) over to help him with a slightly embarrassing problem, before he is able to utter out the problem one of his flatmates Bachman(played by Mitch Eakins you can believe immediately from his demeanor alone he has probably smoked a few too many) arrives, and soon afterwards passes out.
Where Larnell explains to Allistair that it happens all the time, as a result of smoking a particular bong, not that long afterwards there is a knock at the door, and in enters the morbidly obese Brett (played by Brian Lloyd), llistair is shocked that Brett has put on so much weight within a matter of weeks, again as a result of smoking that particular bong they all had, this is where the comedy really shines through, as Larnell then reveals his embarrassing problem again as a result of smoking the bong.

There is a short cameo from the lovely Robin Sydney(Wicked Lake) as Luann, the girlfriend of Brett. A ever smiling delivery man who happened to know exactly where the original bong came from, enters the picture, and soon afterwards the three main progtagnosists with the delivery man find themselves in South America, with peices of the original bong, when they get close to the source of nthe bong, it starts to speak much to the amusement of everyone else, and we meet the lovely Velicty (played by the delectable Amy Paffrath), who along with an older scientist are trying to find ways to use the plant to cure all kinds of ailments, but another entity called King Bong along with his array of scantily clad women has other ideas.

The camaraderie and hilarious exchanges between the two antagonists Eebee voiced by Michele Mais and King Bong voiced by Michael A. Mais is hilarious all through even with the colourful language, and although is supposed to be horror, it is more comedy than anything else.

Mr D Stevens is a reviewer at Film reviews

Lewis Black Tickets - Actor, Autho, Comedian, Political Commentator and More

By Brent Warnken

 Mark Twain once said, “The human race has only one really effective weapon and that is laughter.” This is a thought that is very well understood by Grammy Award-winning comedian, Lewis Black, who has turned saying what is unacceptable in polite company into an art. Black is a person who seems to have tight grasp on the world at large as he delivers line after line of hilarity in front of an enthusiastic audience. He has something to say about everything, it seems, from Boston traffic: “The last person to get across that town in under three hours was yelling “‘The British are coming! The British are coming!’”; to the Atkins Diet: “Turns out we’ve all been eating the wrong thing…since the dawn of civilization.”

Black has not only been a successful comedian, but he is also the author of two books Nothing’s Sacred (Simon and Schuster, 2005) and Me of Little Faith (Riverhead Books, 2008). He has also written an impressive number of plays, more than 40 in total. One of these, The Deal, is a dark comedy about business that was made into a short film in 1998 and eventually aired on the Sundance channel. Lewis Black’s live show is definitely something worth experiencing for yourself.

Lewis first hit the stage as a comedian in 1996, when his friend Lizz Winstead, decided to choose him for a weekly segment on Comedy Central’s The Daily Show. The segment was a three-minute rant about whatever was bothering him at the moment, and somehow it stuck. Black was hilarious and the segment eventually grew into what is now known as Back in Black. Lewis’s rants have now become famous throughout America and this from a guy who has said, “Learning to be a comic is like learning to be a boxer with your hands tied to your sides. You just take hit after hit, and while you are getting pummeled, you figure out ‘Wow, if I just did this, I wouldn’t get hit.’ Then you get hit again. I was knocked out a lot. But I learned a lot. I learned I would probably not be much of a comic.”

As one blogger has written at HubPages, people actually pay to see Lewis angry, there cannot be much more that a comedian could wish for! How many of us can even dream of having someone walk up to us one day and say “Wow, you’re really funny when you’re angry, how about I pay you to get angry on stage.” Seriously, this sort of thing does not just happen, except to Lewis Black, apparently. Lewis’s routine on The Daily Show eventually won him a record deal with Stand UP! Records and his first CD The White Album, was released in 2000, winning him critical acclaim. Lewis Black tickets are now available and are selling out quickly, so be sure to get on the ball and get your tickets while you still can. Black is so popular that you may find tickets hard to come by, but be sure to look for them at online, the best place to get your tickets to see Lewis Black live.

This article was written by Brent Warnken and sponsored by StubHub. StubHub sells Lewis Black tickets as well as tickets to many other theatrical performances, sports events, concerts and special events.

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